Exams. FML.

So, whilst I've been busily studying for exams and attempting to pass year 11 (quite well, I'd like to add), I've managed to neglect music through this 'stressful' period. Hence, the big fuck off post of huge tunes, each one better then the last. Get on it. X

PS. The picture, in case you didn't get it, Peter's prostate exam. Geddit? Ah, get to fuck. Just enjoy the music.

Dwnld: Bag Raiders - All The Girls (Feat. Donnis)
Dwnld: Children Collide - Skeleton Dance (Ladytron Remix)
Dwnld: MONARCHY - Gold In The Fire (Diamond Cut Remix)

More to come, keep tuned!

I wish it could last forever.

Now, I don't usually jump on the Ministry Of Sound train too often, but when they've got an artist as talented as Sam La More here it's hard to resist. He's done work for Empire Of The Sun previous, remixing a couple of their tracks to good effect, but his new EP (with Hook 'n' Sling Dub and Vocal remixes on it I should add) has absolutely knocked me about. 'I Wish It Could Last' is a swirling, electronic journey that takes you from the bottom of your heart to the edges of your mind, before collapsing into perhaps the sweetest refrain of 2009. If you've just got out of  relationship, Sam La More knows how you're feeling. Get on it. X

Dwnld: I Wish It Could Last Forever

Here comes the disco!

And by fuck does the disco come! This Disco Villains remix of Violca I stumbled across hits you in the face harder than Vinnie Jones, but at the same time is perhaps the lushest thing I've heard all year. The drop at about two minutes is simply devine, and when you think you've missed it, the "REPEAT" lets you enjoy it all over again. Absolute magic, get on it. X

Dwnld: Empire (The Disco Villains Remix)

I saw your sister in the Cornerstone.

Moving away from the recent electronic posts, the delectable new single from indie rock legends 'Arctic Monkeys' is due to be released, with three gorgeous b-sides on the 10''. The single 'Cornerstone', is a piece of rock wizadry, weaving Alex's tantalising vocals in out of melodic grooves and proper-English-attitude. Today however, as good as the single is, I want to share 'Catapult', one of the gorgeous b-sides previously mentioned. I won't dare describe it, just listen, love and wonder why on Earth it wasn't on the record. X

Also, be sure to get on the video for 'Cornerstone', featuring Alex above in a lush red sweater.

Dwnld: Catapult

Ellie Goulding & Jakwob at it again.

Do I have an exclusive for you, or waht?! Here is the brand spanking new remix of Ellie Goulding's first single proper 'Under The Sheets', been given the dub-dub treatment of the spectacular Jakwob. Like Starry Eyed, which you can find all ovre the .com, Jakwob whisks in and turns a masterpiece into a piece of genius. The swirling in my stomach whilst listening is enough to warrant a download methinks. Get on it. X

Dwnld: Under The Sheets (Jakwob Remix) *256* 

Yr Ghostship.

Following on from Stoney Roads' own post on this new Australian electronic act, Pocket 808 have burst on to the scene with the help of Nathan Hudson (Faker's own, just to band drop) and have hit it hard on Triple J and the like. Blips and blops all over the place, whilst being strung together with Hudson's vocals makes it for a lovely summer hit. For the fear of re-posting the original (follow the link to Stoney Roads and a couple of other remixes), I present to you the Jump Jump Dance Dance remix, which fucks it right up, but in a good way. Get on it.

Dwnld: Ghostship (Feat. Nathan Hudson) (Jump Jump Dance Dance Remix) *128*

Edit: The link is now a 128 by request, so for those who were lucky enough to get initial 320, well played, and you best be buying the full EP though iTunes. X

Ke$ha is shite.

Don't get me wrong, I like the whole electro-pop-autotune to fuck business, but not when it's such a blatant rip off of Ed Banger bbz Uffie. (L) However, as much as I detest Tik Tok, when I saw the legendary Fred Falke had dropped a mix I had to listen, and oh was I in love. The 6-minute club remix is worth buying the EP or whatever release Tik Tok relies upon, but for now the public can enjoy the radio edit. Get on it.

Dwnld: Tik Tok (Fred Falke Remix)

Talk Like This.

No, The Presets are not splitting up, but even if they did happen to, we have unearthed one of Australia's most unique and exciting dance God in Kim Moyes, or KIM as he's known by. His solo debut, Selected Jerks 2001-2009, is an electronic masterpiece, full of bleeps, blops and a shitload of crazy beats. There are so many from his record I could share with you, which I should add everyone will purchase, but this track in particular made my skin crawl with absolute satisfaction. Could this be the record of 2009?

Dwnld: Wet 'N Wild